YODA’S COOL
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HRISTMASI
t was one day along time ago in a galaxy far, far away on the swamp planet of Dagobah. Yoda was sitting in his house drinking rootleaf soup when he remembered that Christmas was coming in a few days. He looked at his calendar. "Only two days till Christmas there are, Hmm." So he walked out into the swamp and found a small gnarltree.
"Serve me well this one will" he said. So using his force powers, he uprooted the tree and carried it back to his hut. He placed the tree next to his window where every one could see it. Then he decorated the Christmas tree with assorted colors of Dagobah glow-stones. Finally he sat down to a feast of roast swamp slug and went to bed.
In the morning he woke up to hear the sound of engines rustling the bushes of the swamp outside. He ran outside and saw a delivery cruiser parked in the swamp. A human walked out with a package in his hand.
"This is for someone named Yoda. Do you know him?" He asked.
"Me that would be." Yoda said. He took the package and the man climbed into his ship then took off. When the ship had gone out of sight, he rushed into his house to open the gift.
It had rapping paper with pictures of lightsabers on it and was tied with golden thread made from krayt dragon veins. Under the thread there was a small letter saying: I thought you could use this since yours is getting old. Sincerely, Obi-Wan. Yoda opened it. It was a brand new mini lightsaber. It had a golden handle, and green blade. Yoda jumped in the air and exclaimed "A cool Christmas this has been, hmm."
